May 2013
28 posts
endofunctor:
the japanese school year is divided in two, the semester and the ukester
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“We all went out [Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters and Muse] looking for a...”
– Matt Bellamy, (NME, 2000)
April 2013
51 posts
licornedemer:
‘languages are pointless’
‘languages are so easy to learn, anyone can do that!’
‘english is going to become the dominant language anyway’
‘what’s the point? i’m never going to use this language’
‘everyone should learn english instead!’
breadprincess:
Casual reminder that this total BAMF
is played by the same person as this complete and utter doofus
You’re welcome.
Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
Booze and cigarettes: akupitiyo: I’m tired of... →
akupitiyo:
I’m tired of people on Tumblr acting like school doesn’t teach you anything and that they only test your memory
I understand that parts of the education system are unfair, but you cannot say that nothing in school requires intelligence. People say that things like Maths and…
dirkstirfry:
my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
